Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Ghost in the Case - High School of the Dead

*sigh*.... I'm not gonna have any dignity left after this am I?  No?  Didn't think so... oh well since when has that stopped me?   Also this one will be longer cause it's a SERIES as well as I have a little thing to get over with before I even start...

Ghost here, thanks for joining and I welcome you to....
Before I get into this review properly I would first like to discuss the ideas of "fan service" and "appropriateness"  and why these things need to be discussed before we dive into this series.

Obviously from the title of the entry I am reviewing the series High School of the Dead.  Some of you may not be familiar with anime and thus aren't familiar with the term "fan service" though I'm sure it's not that difficult to figure out what it means.  Fan Service is a device that was coined by the anime industry but isn't anime specific, but what is it?   It is simply knowing what your key demographic is and adding things to your product to please them.  This can be anything from having a popular character cameo in a series, two groups of popular characters fighting against each other (popular in comics), and more commonly some form of animated sensuality or nudity for no real reason.

Each person has their own opinion on fan service especially the "adult" fan service as to whether they like it or not and ultimately that just comes down to whether you are the desired demographic and whether their decision is something that is pleasing to you or not.  One thing everyone should agree on, however, is that it makes sense from a business perspective.  If you want your product to bring a profit then wouldn't you try to make your product pleasing especially toward your target audience.  Unfortunately, many anime are aimed at young men and with overwhelming consistency what do young men want to see?  Violence and nudity.

Given the information above, I feel it is important to touch on appropriateness.  Now this is one topic where the answers get a bit muddy and I sure don't have the answers to the question "What is appropriate and what is inappropriate?"  Obviously if something is considered offensive to everyone then it would be inappropriate but how often are you going to find uniform disapproval?  At what point do we stop pandering to those people in our society that are petty and far too easily offended?  I'm just going to take the one issue with this to keep it brief and get to the actual review.  The subject of nudity.

There are several people in our society who are perfectly fine with the occasional nude image but others...well...
So I ask the question again.  What makes the subject of nudity appropriate or inappropriate?  If you come to this question from a religious standpoint that you believe then there is your answer, but are you treating that with uniformity?  For those of you who are not approaching this with a religious perceptive where is the line drawn?  Many people will view anime where there are scantily clad people and the occasional nude body (while NOT actually involved in sex) as inappropriate but will freely view things such as the statue of David which has a fully formed penis, or paintings that depict a naked woman drinking wine because they are considered "masterpieces."

What makes the difference?   Is it the age of the piece in question?  If we look back at a modern day anime and view it 100 years in the future will it then be considered appropriate because of it's age?  Does it have to do with intent of the piece?  If something is designed to be more "high class" in nature is that making it appropriate where as the random shot of underwear in a cartoon is obscene?  What if you found out that the artist of a classical piece made it look "high class" because that is what "did it for him", would you change your viewpoint?   Does the medium of film and television automatically get a red flag just because they only had statues and paintings in the past?    Obviously each person has their own ideas and perspectives on this topic but I would like to encourage each of you to really think about your opinion and convictions.  Try to see the issue from another viewpoint and if you still hold the same viewpoint after trying to understand another then that's great!  Different viewpoints is what makes this world amazing provided we understand why we believe that and not just blindly follow something we're told we should believe.  Figure it out for yourself.  Just some food for thought before i get into this review.

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"The night before the day everything ended... I was up all night."

A couple of years ago there was a massive zombie craze that I'm sure most of you remember.  With absolute successes such as  The Walking Dead and Zombieland, is it any surprise that the folks in Japan wanted a crack at this?  Obviously, zombies are nothing new but when you get into a creature war of having the most awesome "creature" show/movie then you get things like High School of the Dead.

The Story
Takashi Komuro was just an average guy laying out of class to ponder on the past as the love of his life Rei Miyamoto who had pinky promised in kindergarten she would be his wife had decided on another guy.  As he sat pondering life on the stairwell at his high school he witnesses a strange man at the gate.  Teachers from the school come to investigate this strange man but one of them gets bitten.  Slowly each person would die, reanimate and begin biting the other teachers there.  Takashi doesn't fully understand but knows they need to get away so he bursts into class taking Rei and her boyfriend Hisashi out with them knowing it would be bad.  As more and more students and teachers get infected with the zombie virus, the survivors find themselves very few in number.   As Hisashi saves Rei from a zombie, he gets bitten and slowly loses his humanity until Takashi has no choice but to destroy him with Rei crying in a corner.


The rest of the series is far too long to explain so I shall do it as quickly as possible.  Eventually what becomes the main group meets together so they could leave the zombie infested school.   The group consists of Takashi the black haired "every man" who is to be the leader,  Rei (red headed) who has decided she is going to live on and be dependable,  Saeko Busujima a purple-haired strong-willed and excellent fighter with a darker side, Saya Takagi a pink-haired genius who is in over her head but is determined to not give up, Kohta Hirano a grayish black haired chubby video game nerd with an enthusiasm for shop class and weaponry, and Shizuka Marikawa (not pictured above) the school's very ditzy nurse and only adult in the group.  They also eventually rescue a seven year old Alice Maresato and her puppy when her father dies protecting her from the zombies.

The rest of the plot consists of these band of people as well as the rest of Japan coping with the unstoppable zombie apocalypse and the inevitability that their lives from that point on will be a constant fight for survival as their friends and family are dead, zombified, or could die at any moment.  Each character has their own growth and story arcs dealing with their strengths and struggles during the end of the known world.  The group as a whole has other difficulties in the wickedness and evil that mankind can be in trying times. One teacher who lords over the children like some sort of messiah yet kicks weaker or injured students into the zombie crowd proclaiming they are not strong enough to survive.  Rei and Takashi run into a thug who has decided the only thing left living for is pleasure; his pleasure is to rape Rei and kill Takashi.  They also run into adults who feel the children are too young and too stupid to deal with actual weaponry despite having survived on their own for several episodes.
 It's a case study in what would theoretically happen if the zombie apocalypse were to happen; what the government would do, what good people would do, what bad people would do, and the knowledge that life is not fair.  The most prepared and most deserving to live can just as easily die while the most unworthy despicable people can survive.  There is just far too much content to describe each episode even though there are only 12.

What's Good About It?
Realism... yes, I know talking about "reality" in an anime is a little silly to most people but the cartoon is just the medium that this story is presented.  This show seems, for the most part, like a very good thesis on what people could go through if they were in this situation.  It's what would happen if the human race were going extinct.  Some people would rise above, some would cower in the corner, and some would live only for the sinful desires in their heart while their brief span on this earth goes.  They sugar coat nothing, but they also don't make things so grim that it's implausible. The writing team did an excellent job.


Speaking of the writing (if you haven't noticed, good writing is an excellent way to get on my good side) the emotional appeal of each and every episode hits the mark expertly.  This is quite literally the ONLY thing I've ever had to get up and walk away from to calm myself down.  They grasp you by an emotional thread and keep you invested; never letting go of you for one second.  I found my muscles tensing up knowing that at any moment our characters could die and it really felt like every danger was legitimate and you weren't sure they could get out of it.  Even the couple of "danger light" episodes where they are taking shelter in a house to take a break, they still involve you in the drama of the characters with some excellent character development pieces.


Perfect transition into the characters.  These characters are great...even the one I'm going to talk about briefly in the "bad" section isn't all THAT bad.  Each character has their weaknesses and strengths.  They deal with the situation differently.  Sure it's a standard hodgepodge of characters but they all fit.  It doesn't seem like any of them are shoehorned stereotypes.  Each of them you actually care about and really love and eventually you'll grasp onto one character and root for them the most.... and for me that would be...

Saeko Busujima - If I were to ever make a list of my favorite fictional characters I would be surprised if I didn't include her in my top ten... if not she's definitely top fifteen.  Saeko is just an expertly crafted character.  She is what you should think of when you think of a strong female character.  She realizes her place in the world, has a sense of honor and duty, can destroy any man living or zombified but controls herself until she is needed to unleash.  When most people hear  "Strong Independent Woman"  they get this certain viewpoint of an overly prideful woman who shoves the fact that she is a woman in other people's faces and she "don't need no man."  This is why I DARE NOT call Saeko a strong independent woman because like REAL women she has her own insecurities, desires, fears, and love interest but she chooses to keep those fears and thoughts at bay until it is appropriate or too overwhelming so she has to deal with it unlike the so-called  SIW's in most modern senses of the character.  Her back story is a great one.  She was attacked as a child by an attempted rapist but due to her training with the sword was easily able to overpower him and almost killed him in self defense but she found that she has a very sadistic side hidden deep within that enjoyed the thrill of killing which is something she has to carry for the rest of her life.  All in all just an amazing character. 

What's Bad About It?
Well since I spent so much time talking about fan service, it comes as no surprise that I'm going to mention it here.  The "adult" fan service in this is in an over abundance. If fan service isn't your thing then this will probably be a big problem and probably enough to make you not want to watch it honestly... especially if you are highly against the "almost" nudity.    No one is ever fully nude to the point of seeing things because something always covers it up in one way or another but you can tell they are supposed to be nude behind the briefcase etc.  There also is a lot of breast jiggling and shots of girl's underwear.  Obviously sometime it's intended for comedic effect but sometimes you just shake your head asking why.  Do I REALLY need to see what color underwear the girl is wearing as the zombie lifts her into the air and bites into her neck? NO   also
BREASTS DON'T DODGE BULLETS LIKE THAT!!
However in "slight" defense.  I was able to watch it and not really notice the fan service that much because I was so drawn into the action and suspense of what's going on.  Sometimes I wonder if those elements were only put in there as a mini break from the suspense of the show.  As I said it's a very intense show so I'm sure sitting here going  "oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap...WHAT?... oh crap oh crap" may have just saved some people from a heart attack.  The only parts that were really distracting were abominations against physics like the picture above or the obvious parts that were put in for comedic effect as evidence by either  the silly sound effects or blood shooting from Kohta's nose. 

Speaking of comedic effect that brings me to Shizuka Marikawa.  She's not an awful character but if there was ever an argument for something objectifying women it would be Shizuka.  Toward the end of the show she becomes a little better with some character development and sense of taking care of the children but for the majority of the show she is just a "sex object."  Anytime she moves she gets the silly bouncy sound effects for her breasts which are both the size of blimps, and she is an absolute ditz taking things in a sexual way.  Until like 2 episodes before the end she is a joke.  It's a commentary that the people you think shouldn't survive, in all reality, CAN survive but I think they could have made her less of a joke.

The only other thing I can gripe about is the dub.  I watched this in Japanese with English subtitles.  It always surprises me how dubs come out when they bring them to America because they will change things.  Now I understand if something is so typically Japanese that something wouldn't translate well but....
THAT'S A RICE BALL... I'M NOT AN IDIOT
However in the case of High School of the Dead, while reading the subtitles I found the dialog to be excellent and logical.  When I discovered the dub however they decided to insert random cursing for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.   Sure if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse there's probably going to be some swearing coming out of your mouth... in the subtitles there was a couple but in the dub it's just a bit ridiculous.  Watch this in Japanese with subtitles if you can. 

Final Thoughts
If this is your first adventure into the realm of anime I will just stop you right now.  Despite it's downfalls I can ignore most of them and see the good within the show but this should NOT be someone's first adventure into anime.   If you want an anime crash course I would watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood if you want a series or if you prefer a shorter introduction watch  Spirited Away or Howl's Moving Castle as both are still weird but understandable and a great into into anime.

If you have watched anime then this will probably fall under the  "not bad" category.  It's not my favorite or even second favorite but I remember it with a smile on my face.  If you dislike fan service then I would avoid this at all cost but if you are looking for a rather accurate take on humanity with some REAL suspense, humor, and great characters I'd give this a chance.

High School of the Dead is rated TV-MA and is available on DVD from Section 32 Stuidio.  It is also available on Netflix as of the writing of this review.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Ghost in the Case - The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Ghost here, thanks for joining and I welcome you to....
This one's a bit longer cause it's a bit more.... complex

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"I invite you tonight for one night only, here at this very venue, to enter into the mind, 
the very great mind of Doctor Parnassus."


Heath Ledger died during the filming of this movie.  Might as well get the elephant in the room out of the way right at the beginning.  Yes, Heath Ledger was one of the main characters in the film and in all honesty one of if not THE most essential character to this story.  When news came to director Terry Gilliam...
you know... THAT ONE

His initial thoughts was that the film would have to be scrapped due to the character's instrumental role and funding for the film largely came from Ledger's involvement with it.  However, since the film involves entering a world of Imagination (the Imaginarium), the idea came about that once you are inside the Imaginarium your physical appearance can change. This allowed for new actors to be able to fill in for Ledger for the Imaginarium scenes which hadn't been filmed yet and let Gilliam continue to use Ledger's performances for his "real life" appearance.  Actors Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell all stepped up wanting to assist with the project and were chosen not only for their great skill as actors but all of which were close friends of Ledger.  Gilliam wanted to keep the acting "in the family" so to speak.
Now, a friend of mine referred to this movie as a "cursed" movie because supposedly three or four other people associated with this film died during it's filming or during post production aside from Ledger.  Now since I take these reviews very seriously I feel it my duty to double check information like this and I am pleased to inform you that in my 2 minutes on Google I can't exactly find material to back that claim up.  But either way it set a rather chilling tone for the movie I was about to watch.

So how good can a movie that has The Joker, the villain from Up, Mini Me, Spiderman, the Psiren from Doctor Who, Jack Sparrow, Alexander the Great, and Dr. Watson?  Well if that sentence right there didn't give you any hints then let's dive right into this film.

The Story
Doctor Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) runs a horse-pulled cart for his side show that invites people into an adventure of their imagination where inside the Imaginarium which is controlled by Parnassus' mind, their wildest dreams come true.  Together with an assistant Anton (Andrew Garfield), a midget Percy (Vern Troyer), and his daughter Valentina (Lily Cole) they run around the streets of London.  In their free time, Parnassus tells wild stories about his life stating that he is thousands of years old and was at one time immortal after winning a bet with the devil who is also known as Mr. Nick (Tom Waits), however Parnassus fell in love with a girl and made a deal with Mr. Nick that he would trade in his immortality for youth but Nick would have the soul of any child he fathers at the age of sixteen.  Valentina is only three days away from her sixteenth birthday and Parnassus is trying to find a way to keep his daughter.


He makes one more deal with Mr. Nick that within three days whoever can claim five souls first will keep Valentina.  Parnassus drinks himself into despair when they come across the most unlikely person.  A man hanging from a rope beneath a bridge.  The man, Tony (Heath Ledger) has no memory of who he is or why he was there.  Valentina takes a liking to Tony instantly much to Anton's annoyance.  Tony begins to work the side show with them and proves his worth as his fast speech and flattery bring them more money than they had received for months.  Eventually Tony decides to update the look of the Imaginarium cart to appeal to a higher class of people.  During a trip to a high end mall, a woman mistakes percy for a child and starts to make a scene but Tony ushers her into the Imaginarium still not fully understanding what it is.


Tony finds himself changed (Johnny Depp) as he walks through the lady's imagination with her and helps shield her from the temptations of Mr. Nick.  With Tony's help Parnassus receives four souls but Nick throws a curve ball into the mix as four Russian mafia members appear to attempt to kill Tony for things he had done in his life.  They enter the Imaginarium where Tony finds himself changed again (Jude Law) but Nick claims the four Russians for his own.   Now down to the final soul in the balance, Valentina and Tony both enter the Imaginarium, with Tony finding his third face (Colin Farrell)  to be the final soul for Parnassus but as Tony slips into the dangerous truth of his horrible past, Valentina gives up her life to Nick so that the entire problem will be solved, but since she is the prize, Parnassus still has a chance and tricks Tony into allowing himself to be killed in the Imaginarum thus loosing Valentina from hell.

Parnassus roams around his mind until he eventually finds himself as a beggar on the street still looking for Valentina.  He finally finds her having married Anton and a girl of her own.  Percy finds him and the two team up to sell things on the street once more.  Mr. Nick invites Parnassus to another bet but Parnassus ignores him having learned his lesson and happy for his child. 

What's Good About It?
Heath Ledger is brilliant in this.  It makes you wish even more that he hadn't passed away so we could have seen his acting inside the Imaginarium rather than just his performance in the real world.  You can really see the genius that he had in both his role as the Joker and his more subtle role here.  Tom Waits' performance as Mr. Nick (Satan) is also a good one.  He's not over the top or even explicitly an overly cartoonish evil in this; he's just a sort of sleazy guy that you would expect to see hanging around a bar tempting people with things they really shouldn't be dealing with.  It's easy to see him as Satan but at the same time you could easily dismiss him.

The Imgainarium itself is rather fun because it can be very colorful and happy one moment but then suddenly turn dark and gothic the next.  It all depends on the individual's mind who is inside of the Imaginarium.  It's really eye catching and you can't wait till the next person goes in to see what their mind will have in store for our viewing pleasure.  Lastly the story behind Tony is a good one.  How you grow to kind of like this guy who it ends up has done some massively horrible things and is lying about them.  Any movie that makes you sympathize and even root for an ultimately awful person is doing something right and makes you think about perspective, remorse, and the deeds of others.

What's Bad About It?
I kind of hate to say this but... it's boring.  If you read the storyline, I'm sure you're thinking that this would be a really wild ride of fun but a whole lot of it you are sitting there hoping that they actually do something.  The visuals are great but in the end they aren't really doing anything.  There's a lot of imagination but not a lot of action to back that imagination up. 

For example, there is this whole story that Parnassus tells Valentina about his history and meeting Mr. Nick and why her soul is going to hell.  It's something that should be epic but they do it in the most droll manner possible. Sure it adds atmosphere but in the end the same could have been accomplished with 3 simple sentances.  And that's the way a lot of this goes...it's dragging out nothingness for longer than necessary.

That's really it's only major crime.  Sure the ending is sort of bittersweet happy which I'm on the fence about in all honesty but I can forgive that because it is a darker themed film, but the boredom is another thing.  A movie should excite me, I should be waiting for the next turn or twist, I should stay invested at all times but I found my mind wandering and me just literally being a vegetable sitting there watching it without emotion. 

Final Thoughts
This is something I SHOULD love.  It has so many elements that I normally find amazing in films; gothic theme, bright colors, lots of imagination, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Vern Troyer, religious implications, the occult, etc.  But sadly I just can't seem to love it.  It's like the old saying that too much of a good thing isn't a good thing.  Kind of like those romantic comedies that have 20 some very well known actors and actresses in it.  You know with that many good people acting in it, that there is something else that is taking the backseat and will eventually ruin the film like the writing or the pace.
Not that any of those movies exist...

In the end it's a movie that I respect more than like just because it never got me that invested.  It's definitely worth a watch just for it's oddity and the story behind the movie but I guarantee it's going to be few people's favorite.  And if you're still on the fence as to whether or not you are intersted, take a look at this.
Christopher Plummer in a turban, Heath Ledger in all white and a mask, Lily Cole effectively naked (though covered up with hair etc), Vern Troyer in black face, and Andrew Garfield in drag.... You should be able to tell whether or not you are interested in this movie by that image alone because while nothing else is quite as insane as this one section of the movie, it's still a tone-setter for the rest of the movie.

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is available from Sony Pictures Classic and is rated PG-13.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Ghost in the Case - Meet the Robinsons

Ghost here, thanks for joining and I welcome you to...



"NO! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on but don't!  Instead let it fester and boil inside of you.  Take these feelings and lock them away; let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things!  Heed my words, Goob, don't let it go!"

Yeah yeah I know what you're thinking.  This is only my second movie review and I'm doing a Disney film?  You thought I was supposed to review movies you've never heard of before right?  Well not exactly.  It's things that you probably haven't watched.  How many of you have actually watched this movie before?  No seriously, I'll wait..... because I guarantee few of you have.  Sure most of you probably know about this movie but let's be honest with ourselves here.  You only know of it because of that one joke.
The question would be whether or not there is anything else of merit in this movie besides T-Rex related humor.  Well, let's find out.

The Story
Lewis is a blonde orphan who desperately wants a family.  The boy is a pure genius making up inventions out of his room all of the time.  Unfortunately his over ambitious attitude about his inventions coupled by the fact that pretty much all of them fail and blow up cause him to never be picked for adoption.  Out of desperation he created a machine that can read the dormant thoughts inside your brain in hopes of seeing his mother's face from when he was an infant and using that to track her down and become a family.   As he heads to the science fair to show off his invention he meets a kid who is telling him to beware a man in a bowler hat who kind of looks like Dick Dastardly after having a psychotic episode.


Bowler Hat Guy is from the future and there to steal Lewis' invention to ruin his future by having his robotic bowler hat, Doris, destroy the invention so he could steal it and sell it as his own.  Wilbur is also from the future and attempting to foil Bowler Hat Guy's plan.  In order to prove to Lewis that he needs to go back to the science fair and fix that one project, Wilbur takes him to the future briefly.  However the boys get into an argument and crash the time machine.  There in the future Lewis meets Wilbur's family but has to keep wearing hats because as Wilbur says "His hair will give him away that he's from the past."  Bowler Hat Guy returns to the future after failing to understand how to work the machine to get Lewis to help him.

Shenanigans ensue including the well known T-Rex joke as it is revealed to the family who Lewis is, and he learns that this family is actually his own and that it is because of him that the happy future world is possible but he just has to keep moving on.  Due to a misunderstanding, Lewis helps the Bowler Hat Guy but the hat, Doris is the evil one with a plan, eventually turning the future into an apocalyptic world ruled by mechanical hats.  Lewis saves the day, goes back in time and learns to keep moving on so that one day the carefree world of the future will be a reality through his persistence.

What's Good About It?
One of the most outstanding features of this story is the message of persistence and to keep moving forward.  Sure we've seen this so many times before and even though I skimmed over it in the story portion it really is a large portion of the film; learning to take pride in your failures as a lesson learned and to keep pursuing what you should. They take time with the message and don't pound it into your head like a sledgehammer.

errr...Well... most of the time at least

The villain is a lot of fun.  I won't give away who the villain actually is but when you figure it out, it's actually quite funny.  He's such a bumbling idiot but in many ways you actually want to see him succeed at something just because he tries so hard but is so incompetent.  The fact that the hat, Doris, was created by Lewis at some point and is seeking revenge because she had the ability to do more than she was programmed and meant to do is a bit silly but fun because hey it's Disney.  You expect some bit of silliness. 

The ending is also one of those heartfelt endings that most people love.  Everything falls into place perfectly, the song by Rob Thomas is actually fitting for the theme though I honestly didn't pay attention to the lyrics, and there is a quote at the end.  Just like Doug Walker when he reviewed this, I'm not going to say the quote or give away who said it but it never fails to bring a smile to my face and leaves you walking away with something good.

What's Bad About It?
While there are only a couple of things bad with this film, the things that are bad are REALLY bad and distracting.  The first of which being the pacing of certain scenes.  You'll have one scene really slow and emotional  then the next thing you know, BAM!  You're hit in the face with 3 minutes worth of nonstop shenanigans and jokes at the speed of a 3 year old after two cups of espresso.  The jokes themselves don't know what they're doing. There are so many different varieties of jokes aimed at so many different audiences all at once it's unimaginable and all in the span of a couple minutes.  First there will be a kiddy joke about frogs, then toilet humor, then some actually kinda edgy humor that kids might or might not get but adults know exactly what they're insinuating.  It's a madhouse cluster!

The second of which is the family. 
I mean I understand that they were going for an eclectic bunch of misfits to prove how crazy the future is but yet it all works together but.... holy crap!!  Within the span of 3 minutes we are introduced to 13 characters (three of them not even pictured above) most of them only getting one line to shout out their gimmick or not have any dialog at all.  You get no character development, no reason to care about these people at all.  The mother and grandfather get a little more screen time so you actually feel like you can understand who they are but the rest are just there because... why not?  They do a little bit in the "fight" against the T-rex but for the most part they serve no purpose other than to continue the insanity of the shot.  They all have names but those names are mentioned maybe twice and again all in the span of maybe a 5 minute time frame.  I've seen this movie multiple times and while looking at the IMDB page for the movie I see the characters that the voice actors were playing and just have to scratch my head and go "WHO?"  It's definitely one of those things that was a good idea for a TV show where you could take episodes with these characters, not just a standalone movie.

Final Thoughts
Overall I don't think this movie is all that bad.  Sure you have to stomach some of the usual Disney silliness and cheese, and you have to be prepared for absolute randomness and hyper-activeness that would make someone with ADHD feel it was going too fast, but if you can handle those things then it might turn out to be a fairly decent film.  The point of the story is a very good one, Lewis is likeable enough and the Bowler Hat guy is hilariously idiotic.  The singing frogs are something else I failed to mention which some people might like but will make other people groan.  Sure there is the silliness of them being singing frogs, but if you can look past that they have this whole 50's gangster feel to them that's actually kind of funny especially for this one scene involving the trunk of a car.

All in all I would suggest watching it at least once.  It's probably not going to be on anyone's top 50 list and I've certainly seen better from Disney.  But I've also certainly seen a lot worse
  AHEM!

So give it a try and see for yourself.  If you don't like it, well just keep moving forward.

Meet the Robinsons is available from Walt Disney Pictures and is rated G.

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Friday, January 18, 2013

Ghost in the Case - Driving Lessons

Ghost here, thanks for joining. and I welcome you to...



Welcome to the first edition of Ghost in the Case where I hope to bring movies that you haven't heard of or have heard of but never bothered to watch.  What better to start this bad boy off with than Driving Lessons.

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"To wit, I leave you with this quote penned by my dear friend William Shakespeare... 
'When the s**t hits the fan; get a tent.'"

Driving Lessons is a 2006 movie starring Rupert Grint, Julie Walters, and Laura Linney.  Now Julie and Laura are both well established actresses but this was only the second project outside of Harry Potter that Rupert had been a part of.  And let's be honest who thought that this
was going to turn out to be great?

THE STORY
Ben Marshall (Rupert Grint) is a 17 year old boy who lives in a seemingly Christian home.  Despite their outward appearance to the world, behind the walls of their home it is another story as his mother (Laura Linney) is an extremely overbearing woman with questionable practices all in the name of God.  His father (Nicholas Farrell) is the priest at the local church but is a pushover when it comes to his wife.  Things start to change for Ben after he fails his drivers test and begins taking driving lessons from his mom.  His mother, who has let an elderly man live in their house after he ran over his wife with a car, asked Ben to get a summer job to help get the old man back on his feet.  Thus Ben finds a housekeeping job for an older, eccentric but very broken, out of work actress, Evie Walton (Julie Walters.)


Ben helps clean around the house but it's not till Evie tricks him into taking her on a camping trip against his mother's wishes that the adventure really begins.  Once they get to the campsite, Evie swallows the car key so that they couldn't return that night.  Eventually they end up in Edinburgh, Scotland for a literary festival in which Evie is supposed to recite some poetry.  Slowly Evie learns that Ben has given her happiness that she hasn't had in a long time and truly needs him, just as much as Ben needs her wisdom and shenanigans to come into himself as his own man away from his mother.  The two become great friends and despite a bump in the road end up having each others backs in the end. 


WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT?
Julie Walters was brilliant casting for more than one reason.  First off, I'm sure she provided a slight bit of comfort for Rupert Grint having worked with her before on Harry Potter as she played his mother, Molly Weasley in those films.  But beyond that, her portrayal of this woman is amazingly hilarious.  She gets into character and gives everything she's got with it.  You truly love Evie by the end of the film and a large portion of this movie's likeability comes form her performance.   Laura Linney also does an amazing job as the mother.  She gets the subtleties of being this completely detestable woman while still being pleasant and believing that she is doing the right thing the whole time.  It's a rather complex character that she plays expertly that you really despise her or at least wish that she was truly being as good as she believes she is.  The pay off for her character at the end I won't spoil but it's just too ironic and great.

Beyond that it's just a story about life.  It doesn't feel the need to make the mother into this villain or add complexities.  It's just simply telling a story about this boy's life and times with this woman who becomes his best friend.  The ending is very well written as even the father learns something from his experience and the world for this boy seems to be falling into the right place.  It's certainly not the perfect place, but it's at least the right place for him at the time. Also you get to see plenty of beautiful images of the English and Scottish countryside.

WHAT'S BAD ABOUT IT?
There are two things that stand out to me as "bad."  I'm using quotations here because while these two things are certainly not good, they aren't awful enough to lessen my liking of the film.  The first one being the second act.  This movie follows the standard three act format of most films.  The first act and final act are brilliantly written and wonderful but the second act is just sub-par.  It's a very predictable scenario that we've seen hundreds of times with nothing really new added to this scenario.  Not to give it away entirely, but a promise is made that you know good and well is not going to be carried out thus resulting in a lesson learned.  It's not really THAT bad but it's just something I know I've seen in hundreds of movies and TV shows before. 

The second thing is, unfortunately, Rupert Grint's performance.  Now don't get me wrong, I generally love Rupert's acting especially in the final three Harry Potter films.  However, this was filmed around the time of The Goblet of Fire, which I do have to say is Rupert at his most forgettable.  Now when you start criticizing an actor on their performance especially a young actor you have to wonder if it is truly their fault, how the character was written, or how the director was telling them to do the part.   Ben in this movie throughout is very awkward and most of the time is just sort of there.  He does get several lines with emotion but for the most part he's just reacting to people by standing there like he doesn't know what's going on.... Look at this..
50% of the time he's pretty much staring at the ground.  It's not enough to ruin the character but it is a bit distracting.  There are portions of dialog that are entirely one sided as someone speaks to him and he just stands there awkwardly.  So if you watch this you're just going to have to get used to the fact that he's beyond incredibly awkward to the point of being plain odd. It would be one thing if he started off that way but was completely different at the end of the film, but that's not really the case.  Even at the very end he's looking at the pavement though admittedly not quite as often.

FINAL THOUGHTS
As I said before, the faults with this film aren't enough to take away form my enjoyment.  They can be a bit distracting or eye-roll inducing but not enough to ruin the movie overall.  I thoroughly enjoyed this film and even though I've seen many better, I've certainly seen a multitude worse. If you like coming of age stories then you should definitely like this.  Even if you don't, it's worth a look just for Julie Walters' performance alone as she is a real treat.

Driving Lessons is available from Sony Pictures Classics and is rated PG-13.

This is Ghost, fading into the darkness.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Ghost's Angry Reviews - Ocarina of Time

This is the standard spoiler warning.  If you don't want The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time spoiled then don't even bother.  

Ghost here, thanks for joining.

Ah 2013.... But what should I review?  I need to start this year off with a bang!  I wanted to do Star Wars Month but I don't have the patience for that at the moment.  OH I KNOW!!  How about The Legand of Zelda Ocarina of Time!   That's not only one of the greatest games of all time, but it's one of my favorites.  It was my #1 Favorite for several years!

There is so much to talk about though.  All the intricate details to show. We'll be here all day but that's fine, a game like this deserves it because it really is...... wait.... I said I would strive to make these reviews shorter so people might actually read them....

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This is Ghost fading into the shadows


**Yes this is obviously meant as a joke,  just in case someone is confused**
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Friday, January 11, 2013

This Blog in 2013

Hey everyone,

Thanks for clicking on this or at least showing some interest in the stupid things I do.  2012 was a bizarre yet fun year filled with laughs, tears, pain, and friends.  So, let's gear up for another round of the same then, shall we?

What am I going to do with this blog?
Well, I went through last year doing a lot of Video Game Reviews, Moral Stories, and one ramble about the Election.  I didn't do anything from the  "I found it on the Internet" thing I had planned on doing, nor do I have any intention anymore of doing that so consider that one dead on arrival.  Won't be doing that.

As far as video game reviews and Moral Stories, my plan is to continue them and have at least something out there every week but don't be surprised if you only get one thing for a week.  I also won't be doing video game reviews every single week. Reviewing Video Games takes a long time because there are so many aspects to a video game that need to be figured out or explored.  Many games are 40+ hours of gameplay and you have to get through the whole thing before you can really give a true review.  That's a lot of time spent that i just don't have.

I'm also going to attempt to make the reviews shorter.  I know they are very long and if i had the equipment i would be making video reviews because watching a 20 minute video is easier and better than reading 40 paragraphs of me whining. 

However with a new year comes a new segment I'm going to try out.


Ghost in the Case is going to be a segment where my "character" who reviews video games is going to step into the realm of movies.  Movies are faster to review because you just watch the 2-3 hour film maybe twice and you're done.  I have come to realize that I am far more a fan of film than I am of video games though i love both things.  It will be a little more to the serious side but i will still put some jokes in there because it's me and I have to have jokes. 

But with all the movie reviewers out there what will make this different?  Nothing REALLY but my main focus will actually be on movies that you may have missed.  Not some sort of really obscure indie film that only was released in San Fransisco or anything out there like that.  For the most part I will be focusing on films that most people don't talk about or when I bring them up most people respond with "Oh i haven't seen that."  Those kind of films whether they be good or bad will be the focus on that so maybe something you passed up before will get your attention.

I'm planning on having something out every Tuesday.  Whether it be a Video Game Review, Movie Review, or Moral Story.  I may do two things in a week I'm not sure of the schedule or my brain's ability to think, but at least every Tuesday I hope to have something out there.


Thanks
Wes

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Quotes of 2012

2012 was a very strange year.  Several good things came from it but just as many bad things came out of it.  However this isn't going to focus on either of those; this post is going to focus on some of the bizarre and hilarious.

Conversation happens everywhere and quite often you hear something so strange and so hilarious that it makes you want to double take and scratch your head.  I make it a point to collect these statements and provide them at the end of the year.    As per usual nobody will be credited with these as to protect those poor souls who uttered these words.

Sadly around July or August, I stopped writing down things so this year's list isn't quite as complete as last year's I posted on Facebook.

Without further ado... I give you

QUOTES FROM 2012

1.  I'm not hungry but I'm man enough to eat; I want my chicken tenders served with honey mustard and glory!

2. He couldn't get his footing on my butt!

3. Avada Ka-Dah-Ver, Sincerely Tom Dumbledore

4. It's OK for me to be gay, I'm a girl

5. Monkeys aren't good unless you have a good one

6. CNN today is all about what's her nuts' funeral

7. Summer Project is like marriage... but without the commitment and with lots of other people... so it's not like marriage at all.

8. Did you just call me Satan?

9. We're five people short of a mullet

10. Donnie, have you seen a picture of me? The only rapid motion I'm making is toward a buffet.

11. Oh, Josh, I said the word retard today and thought of you.

12. I smell like an attractive baby

13. Woah!  I'm a trash compactor!

14. Sometimes it just pops out of nowhere like WOAH unexpected happiness

15. If you keep pounding it and pounding it, eventually it will break.

16. We should call it "The Day Milton Set His Sphincter Aflame"

17. Everything in your house is a two dollar ho.

18. Why is Tinklebarrel in the painting?

19. On a scale of 1 to Bob Saget, I'm a 10.

20. Enjoy the bitterness of sin.

21. I have more God the Father here if anyone wants any

22. SCAR!

23. HOLY MESS they have a Dillard's!

24. I put ketchup in the salt; I do what I want!


and last but not least


25. There was a room full of Death Eaters but none of them were Jesus



Here's to a great and funny 2013!!!